be an atheist, be a christian, be buddhist, be straight, be gay, be cisgender, be transgender, be non-binary, be carnivore, be vegan, be whatever the hell you want to be but don’t be an asshole is this so hard to understand
I hope in heaven george washington just sits there watching the memes of him being made and he is just silently nodding and approving that our generation FINALLY recognizes him as not just a hero but the founding father of sass
the thing I like about the psychiatrist over the psychologist is when he asks how I feel or why I did something I can answer with an “I..I don’t know.” and he answers with basically whatever was running through my head instead of making me try and say it out loud. then he moves on to the next standard question.
the sexual tension when u and ur crush are online on fb at the same time and u just stare at their lil green dot
and suddenly you know what gatsby felt like
This is actually the most profound and appropriate literary allusion I’ve encountered so far this week.
oh my god
are dogs even real?
the second from the top and the third from the bottom tho ooooomg